I kan kan do it! The fur: it challenged me to sew it on apeshit sewing machine,
not specialty fur sewing machine. Anybody please buy it for me?
*scream* It stretched all the fooking time. I had to iron to shrink it back to the goddamn size! Fudge it!
Oh gawd! I painted skeleton legs on my jeans. I loved how it made me looked skinny!
*sniff* I cried that I did not saw any lard!